I can NOT believe this, it is simply beyond comprehension and I am about to lose it completely!! That is why I am blogging right now, to try and calm down and breath!
As you all know I live in a VERY small trailer, if the dogs need to go pee and we are all at the door there wouldn’t be room for another person to stand. I always sit at the table with the heater beside me. The table is where I do everything. I eat, blog, do my makeup, remove my makeup, take out my contact lens and put in my contact lens.
There is no where to lose anything. Its impossible because there is only one place it would be, on the table and IF it isn’t on the table it will be on the floor under the table. Granted the place is a pig sty because I don’t have enough room to store everything, especially since its winter and I have boots and heavy coats, sweaters etc. This trailer was made for a 2 week vacation when you are wearing T-shirts and shorts. So I spend most of my time at the trailer frustrated and tripping over things or bumping into things.
This morning I was taking Dee’s comment to heart and trying to research on the net how to get published in certain magazines; which is an exercise in frustration in itself. I don’t have consistent internet or cell service and lost my connection for the ump teenth time and decided to forget it and received a messaged saying Home Depot called 2 hours ago, I have a voice to text feature on my plan because that way I can read my voice messages and they needed a pick up asap!!! Damn!!! Two hours ago!!
I jump into high gear and go to put my contact lens in and I can’t find them. I have torn the trailer apart! Where could they be? I pulled everything out from under the table, everything off the table, removed the seat cushion, swept the floor, nothing!! It is F’n ridiculous!!! I know I had them when I got home!! I know I took them out!! I know I took them out while sitting at the table. I also know that Laila has stolen a pop tart off the table in the middle of the night and she loves to chew anything and every thing!!
I know I am blind without them, I can’t even phone Home Depot to say why I am not there, I don’t have the money to replace them and couldn’t drive down the hill without contacts even if I did have money!
You all must get sick of my bitching, I know I do!! But good grief!! Give me an flippin’ break God!! This is too much! I fail to see the humor.
To top it all off we are into like day 10 of constant rain.
Well, I am going to rip the bed apart now and hope I find the contact lens case intact in there. If not Laila is going to be having an uncomfortable pooh later on!!